what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed
and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina
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you’re not a blender cat. you’re not going to make me smoothies in the morning.
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straight dudes 100 percent of their lives
I didn’t think people like this actually existed
Here we see the Greater Douchebag in one of their natural habitats. Like many poisonous animals, the bright colors are a warning to stay away.
the no homo sapiens
I was just going to like and then that last comment
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I would just like to say fuck you to everyone who made me feel inadequate growing up and ruining my self esteem for years. You all suck and I’m glad I don’t talk to any of you any more.
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oh cat, i would tell you to get out of there but you look so comfy?
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allow me to introduce you to some things made by zuhair murad
the guy who showed me it was indeed possible to fall in love with dresses
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